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03-22-2006 04:27 PM

vonda   Super Moderator Location: Middletown, MD Registered: Jun 2000 Posts: 4323 Last visit: 03-24-2006

Remember the baby chicks? Well it seems that baby chicks get built up poop stuck on their butts and you have to manually PICK THIS OFF or they won't be able to poop. Well Lovely!!!! SO Peyton and I haul all of the 35 chicks that we have left after 5 died, up to the laundry room and begin the process. Peyton and Halle gagged the entire time. ME, well I had to PEE when I started this process of running the baby chicks butts under the warm water and picking off the poop, and about halfway through I had to pee REALLY bad. Now after having 4 babies it's kinda hard for me to HOLD THIS IN. And then it happened, ME standing there with a chickie in my hand cleaning it's butt and I SNEEZE. Well I peed my pants. The girls were dying laughing at me, still had about 20 chicks to go. NOT FUN........I know you all are laughing!!!!! P.S.: I'm gonna go make a meatloaf for dinner and prepare it with my bare hands...........anyone wanna come over for dinner, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. __________________ Vonda, mommy to Peyton, Sophie, Noah(Ds) and Halle

03-22-2006 04:33 PM

Renee Lacey's mom   Senior Member Location: Gloster, Louisiana Registered: Oct 2005 Posts: 699 Last visit: 03-24-2006

OMG Vonda, I am dying here!!!! That is the funniest thing I think I have heard all year and the grossest. I think I will pass on supper but thanks for the offer. Hope you changed pants before finishing the rest of the chicks butts LOL!! __________________ Renee Parker Haley Kassidy * An extra little Chromosome thats all it is, you see. Where all of you were born with 2, my angel was blessed with 3.*

03-22-2006 04:36 PM

southernbelle   Super Moderator Location: Gray, GA USA Registered: Nov 2004 Posts: 4263 Last visit: 03-24-2006

Gee Vonda....You will TELL everything. LOL Hope those chicks lay some good eggs... to make up for all the poo. By the way, the eggs can come out pretty 'pooish' too and you have to wash those as well. LOL AMY [Edited by southernbelle on 03-22-2006 at 04:46 PM] __________________ "You are an unrepeatable Miracle. No one exactly like you was ever born or ever will be." Momma to Austin(DS) 05/18/04 Kristin, Jessica, Rebecca, Rachel, Sarah,Hunter www.caringbridge.org/ga/austinluke www.xanga.com/fireflysouth I LOVE my friends at downsyn.com! Here's a kiss.

03-22-2006 04:43 PM
Stephanie   Super Member Location: Yardley, PA Registered: Feb 2004 Posts: 2612 Last visit: 03-23-2006	ROFLMAO! Vonda you have no shame...I LOVE IT! You know it has happened to most but they wouldn't admit it I'll take a rain check on dinner but I have to say after reading this I feel like I was there laughing right along! __________________ Proud Parents Stephanie and Joe Awesome Big Brother Joey 3/8/97 Beautiful Daughter Megan 11/8/03 Precious Lil' Livi 7/6/05

03-22-2006 04:49 PM
DanielsMommy   Super Member Location: Rhode Island Registered: Sep 2005 Posts: 1403 Last visit: 03-24-2006	quote: By the way, the eggs can come out pretty 'pooish' too and you have to wash those as well. Please don't tell me that chicken lays eggs out of their butts??? Vonda, that story just made me pee my pants....now I have to go and change too!! LOL!! __________________ Lisa Mommy to Elayna 10-1-02 and Daniel Ds 6-7-05 Always have hope....Without rain, there can be no rainbows.

03-22-2006 04:52 PM
HiCourt   Senior Member Location: Shreveport, La Registered: Jul 2000 Posts: 730 Last visit: 03-24-2006	I almost wet my pants just reading this! That is tooo funny..... MMMMMMMMMM....I want some meatloaf! lolol __________________ Jennifer, mother of Miss Courtney (11, ds), Nicolas (10, gifted, adhd), Austin (6, gifted), and Gerritt (3), Up With Downs-parent contact & webmaster, nursing student http://www.teendigs.com/CourtneyGriffith

03-22-2006 04:58 PM
azvalerie   Senior Member Location: Phoenix, AZ Registered: Mar 2004 Posts: 675 Last visit: 03-24-2006	Did we forget to mention that this happens to birds? Used to happen to our macaw all the time! What a pain...in the butt. Good luck! __________________ Valerie Proud mommy to Jaymes Xavier 6/4/03 & Baby #2 - EDD 5/15/06

03-22-2006 05:37 PM
mary c   Senior Member Location: Westchester County, New York Registered: Jan 2005 Posts: 688 Last visit: 03-24-2006	I've cancelled my order for baby chicks. __________________ Mary Mom to Libby 6/92, Alex 9/93, Anna (DS)12/12/03

03-22-2006 05:37 PM
kwisteena1021   Senior Member Location: Registered: Oct 2005 Posts: 306 Last visit: 03-24-2006	ROFL that is WAY to funny! __________________ Christina Mom to Kallie 7 and Brittany 5

03-22-2006 05:40 PM

Annieo   Super Member Location: Minneapolis suburb, MN Registered: Jan 2003 Posts: 1194 Last visit: 03-23-2006

Your family will be wondering what the new secret ingredient of your yummy yummy meatloaf is. Eeeeewwwwwwww!!!!! OK, so how did chicks survive before humans came along with laundry tubs to help wash off the poop? Or does the mama chicken (um, would that be a hen?) pick the poop off with her beak? Makes you want to go out and kiss a chicken doesn't it. __________________ Ann Mom to Sally, Mark, Jane, John (12/02, DS), and Paul

03-22-2006 07:29 PM
Mindy   Senior Member Location: Loudon New Hampshire Registered: Mar 2005 Posts: 222 Last visit: 03-23-2006	SOOO FUNNY and boy can I relate!!! LOL __________________ Mindy Gram to Lexi (09-10-03 DS)

03-22-2006 07:55 PM
Carson's Mom   Senior Member Location: Bossier City, LA Registered: Dec 2005 Posts: 210 Last visit: 03-23-2006	OK Vonda, you have just proven exactly what I just posted on the chicken thread - they are nasty. I must admit I almost choked laughing at your story. You made my day a little brighter. __________________ Kayla, Callan(5), Kenna (3), Carson 5 1/2 months

03-22-2006 08:25 PM
sarah'smom   Super Member Location: Massachusetts Registered: Mar 2004 Posts: 1070 Last visit: 03-24-2006	Vonda, You are too funny! DO tell! On dinner...I'll pass. __________________ Lisa, mom to Stephen(6/4/00) Sarah(DS 5/17/03) and baby #3 due (7/6/06)

03-22-2006 08:35 PM
Hannah's mom   Senior Member Location: Adironadack Mountains, Upstate NY Registered: Jul 2001 Posts: 927 Last visit: 03-24-2006	Vonda, I thought you were going to say it was too much to handle and you make CHICKEN for dinner instead! __________________ Heather- Mom to Hannah(7)DS and Logan (3) www.xanga.com/Momof2monkeys

03-22-2006 08:35 PM
McKenna   Senior Member Location: San Antonio, Texas Registered: Feb 2006 Posts: 171 Last visit: 03-24-2006	OMG!!! YUCK!! Picking off chicken poop!!! Now I know why I haven't met anyone who owned a chicken...they had that foreknowledge and decided against owning one!! That is too funny, Vonda!!! __________________ ~McKenna~ Mom to Darah Faith (8-11-04) Darah's Website

03-22-2006 10:06 PM

Carson's Mom   Senior Member Location: Bossier City, LA Registered: Dec 2005 Posts: 210 Last visit: 03-23-2006

I must admit, I was not aware that chickens needed to have their behinds washed. Have you checked ebay to see if they have chicken poop washers? I had to call my parents and tell them of your chicken plight. I grew up around a farm and my Dad grew up with chickens in the yard. We are truely amazed with your chicks in the basement. __________________ Kayla, Callan(5), Kenna (3), Carson 5 1/2 months

03-22-2006 11:30 PM
Sally/Grandma to Mya   Super Member Location: Sacramento, California Registered: Dec 2002 Posts: 2478 Last visit: 03-24-2006	I am laughing so hard right now....I have to tell you too, that Manny thought you getting those chicks was the funniest thing. He said he can just picture it in about a month, them chicks will be running up the basement stairs, and before you know it, they will have run of the house..HEEEEHAAAAWW ha ha ha __________________ Mya's Grandma

03-23-2006 06:04 AM
LinMac   Senior Member Location: Dublin, Ireland Registered: Oct 2005 Posts: 581 Last visit: 03-24-2006	Vonda Did you not have enough kids buts to wipe? I wonder if you could train them to bend over after they have pooped!! That was so funny..... I am learning so much on this site. I'll stick with being a city kid. __________________ Linda & John mom to Hannah Kate (Age 7), Robert (04/16/2004, DS)

03-23-2006 08:20 AM

vonda   Super Moderator Location: Middletown, MD Registered: Jun 2000 Posts: 4323 Last visit: 03-24-2006

Well I'm glad I gave you all a good laugh. Last night at dinner I was sitting there feeling very silly and so I put a little bit of food under my nail and then GASPED and said "oh Peyton LOOOK I forgot to wash my hands after cleaning those chicken butts". The LOOK on her face was priceless, thought she was gonna faint right there on the spot. It was so funny. These chicks will be in the basement in their enclosure for 4 weeks, (Sally they will NOT be running around the basement and up the stairs, geesh, ha ha) then they move to a spot in the yard that is completely fenced in. Since they are downstairs they really don't bother us because we can't hear them through the floor. They have their own watering can and feeder, so all we really have to do is change the papers each day. It's really not that bad. But I don't know how long we have to pick the poop off, hopefully it'll be fine for awhile __________________ Vonda, mommy to Peyton, Sophie, Noah(Ds) and Halle

03-24-2006 08:48 AM
Ellen   Member Location: Registered: Aug 2005 Posts: 88 Last visit: 03-24-2006	Vonda, Adult poopie jokes are more sophisticated than kids'. I will wipe the tears from my eyes and thank God I only have human poo to deal with. __________________ Ellen Mom to Tom, Kevin, Mary, Anna, Paul, Michael, Grace (DS, 6/23/05)

03-24-2006 09:12 AM
emma'smom   Senior Member Location: Coeur d'Alene, Idaho Registered: Sep 2005 Posts: 243 Last visit: 03-24-2006	ROFLOL!!!! Oh my!! What a great image I have, and thanks for the morning laugh. However, let me just say TMI TMI TMI !!!!! I am so glad to hear that I'm not the only one with the "sneeze episodes". And I've only had 2 kids! __________________ Cheryl mom to Justin 2/13/02 Emma 6/23/05 ds

03-24-2006 09:36 AM
Astrid   Senior Member Location: ontario,canada Registered: Feb 2001 Posts: 149 Last visit: 03-23-2006	What you said to Peyton is sssoooooo funny. I can just imagine the look. I would have done the same thing. I love to bug my girls. __________________ Astrid Mama to Lydia,12 yrs, Freya,8 yrs and Rhys(DS)5 yrs old. Zoe, 2 yrs, our dog

03-24-2006 02:36 PM
andrewsmom   Member Location: Registered: Mar 2005 Posts: 60 Last visit: 03-24-2006	OMG......I laughed so hard I almost woke up Andrew and then I read Heather's reply....Chicken for dinner...ROTFL!!!!!!!!!! I laughed so loud, Andrew woke up screaming! LOL! ohhh shhhh...lol. __________________ Trisha, Mom to Brandon (13) Nicholas (12) Marissa (6) and Andrew (23months DS)

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